February 2011
12 posts
Learn to wipe your own ass.
Go ahead, runaway from home. Maybe I’ll get a book deal out of it.
There is no farm; we put the dog to sleep because we’re not paying five thousand for some surgery.
Yes, I know you keep porn under your mattress. I borrowed it last week.
You can’t drink this because it would make you even stupider.
There’s no way I’m taking you to the wiggles.
Another fucking recorder concert?
Thanks to you your mother gained 40 pounds and became a total bitch.
You want us to buy you a new car? I’m driving a 6 year old Corolla with 120 thousand miles that needs new suspension.
Do you know how much sex your mother and I had before you?
There’s no monster in your closet, but there’s about to be one sleep deprived, pissed off Mom in your doorway
No, I don’t care that there are three different types of pasta on it - that picture frame still sucks.